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 Zuko: I know you're out there, chocolate - (gasp) The Avatar?! Time to make daddy love me!

 Katara: Oh, Sokka, you're back. How was the fishing?

Sokka: I fought a shark!

Katara: Oh ... well, at least you still got paid. Right?

Sokka: Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. But since I literally spilled my own blood for this money, we're not just going to spend it on the first gimmick we see, ok-

Katara: Hey, look, a fortune teller!

Sokka: That's it! If there is anyone up there, just strike me down! Right now! (is attacked by a duck) Ow! Why a duck? Why a duck?!

 Bato: "Sokka, for trying to get out of this dangerous and abusive ritual, you get the Mark of Intelligence; Katara, for being manlier than your brother, you get the Mark of Courage; and Aang, for holding the puke bucket for Sokka, you get the Mark of Trust."

Aang: "Yeeeeeaah... about that..."

(Gilligan Cut to Sokka and Katara leaving Aang)

Aang: "...I think they took that well."

 Sokka: Skepticism, skepticism, skepticism...

 Katara: Aw, Sokka, you're a comic relief character! You couldn't beat up a shortbus full of nuns.

 Sokka: Let me get this straight. You can invent tanks, jetskis, and a gigantic friggin' drill, but the concept of a hot air balloon ... eludes you.

Mechanist: Um ... yes.

Sokka: I hate this world and everyone in it.

 Aang: "Y'know, I've been thinking, umm... maybe I can sort of teach you things, as I learn them? Y'know, where no one can see us... all alone... under a starry sky..."

Katara: "Really? That's a GREAT idea!"

Aang: "YES! Score!"

Katara: "What?"

Aang: "I mean whores! (Beat) Sokka made me say it."

Sokka: "HEY!"

 Katara: "I don't understand. How come I can't fight just because I'm a girl?!"

Pakku: "Listen, lass, haven't you ever played an RPG? Final Fantasy? Dragon Quest? Other than being the bloody lowve interest, lasses do one of two things. They heal or they summon monsters. And since I dunt see you pullin' a bloody dragon out of yer arse, get in the back row and CAST SOME BLOODY CURE SPELLS!!"

 Katara: "F... Fu..."

Pakku: "You're gonna have t' speak up, lass. I can't hear ya over the sound of your own menstruation."

Katara: "I said-" [voice changes] "Fuck that! I'm sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen anymore. I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the back seat in fights. I don't want to heal; I want to kick ass. Starting with yours."
 

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