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Agent Mitchum: You've ended the war against crime with your brilliant "Give us your guns or we'll blow your freakin' heads off" bill. And you've ended the war against drugs with your brilliant "Give us your drugs or we'll blow your freakin' heads off" campaign.
The President: I actually said, "freakin'"?
Agent Mitchum: No, sir, but I'm a Mormon.
"With ABC deleting dynamite gags from cartoons, do you find that your children are using explosives less frequently?"—Mark LoPresti
Some days I pray for silenceSome days I just pray to the god of sex,
Some days I pray for soul
drugsand drums and rock and roll
"I'm gonna fill your hoo-hah with goof juice!"—Patton Oswalt giving an example of cleaned up filth