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- I'll say this once, Lawrence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van, and GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
- Abraham Lincoln's abridged version of the Civil War. "Four score, and sixty-five years in the past, I won the civil war with my beard! Now I'm here to whoop your ass!"
- "You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!"
- 1+2= SO MUCH BLOOD
- "Arrivederci! I'mma leave before this battle begins! (Beat) ...cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win!"
- Note that the beat is him actually leaving and then coming back.
- The music does the same. If your internet connection is slow, you might even be fooled into thinking the rap stopped entirely.
- Captain Kirk rapping. The cadence alone is hilarious.
- I'm the... enterprisingCaptainJames..TiberiusKirkrep...presentingRiversideIowaplanet... Earth.
- "...but that son of a bitch Marco Polo stole it from me."
- The background Kirk in his intro.
- Note that the beat is him actually leaving and then coming back.
- When Justin Bieber mentions that he has Kim Kardashian in his bed backstage, Beethoven looks suddenly interested.
- "I'll stick a flag up your ass, and claim you for Spain!"
- Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd look five seconds away from pouting after Nice Peter's final (rapped) line in their battle. Then there's Kassem's appearance.
- Most of the Awesome entries double as this.
- Master Chief refering to Leonidas as 'Fabio Flinstone'.
- Queen Gorgo's mild shrug which seemingly confirms that Master Chief did indeed show her his plasma cannon.
- This line:
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Master Chief: Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with Down Syndrome! |
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- In the same video, Leonidas stating "Ha! I've had better fights with my six year old son!". Right next to him is a small, super imposed Epic Lloyd in a diaper, waving his hands in the air and making angry faces. It's a lot funnier than it sounds.
- Luigi really needs to watch his language:
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Mario: It's-a me, Mario! |
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- "Representing North Carolina, aiiight!"
- From the Behind-the-Scenes of the Wright Brothers vs. Mario Brothers: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
- Also the opening, with Mario attempting to Eat His Gun over Princess Peach's yammering.
- 1950s Elvis rapping.
- Not to mention stuffing his face with sandwiches to transform into Fat Elvis, and opening his second verse with "You're a creeper, dude! You like to grab your own wanger!"
- "I only let you marry my daughter/cause I knew you'd never bang her!"
- Not to mention stuffing his face with sandwiches to transform into Fat Elvis, and opening his second verse with "You're a creeper, dude! You like to grab your own wanger!"
- From the Behind the Scenes, Nice Peter's jokes about the make-up he needs to look like Michael Jackson.
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Nice Peter: We're making a white man, whiter. |
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- Michael's "Ooh! It's about time for a Thriller / Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla" and "Whoopin' your big fat ass with my shiny glove"
- In "Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers", the camera isn't focused on them, but... whatever Nietzsche is doing after Sun Tzu starts a civil war among Team West.