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GTA, London, GTA2[]
- The earlier installments seem to have a Crosses the Line Twice feel overall, but what's especially amusing in them is the police incompetence portrayed and the sheer stupidity of many NPCs.
Grand Theft Auto III[]
Vice City[]
- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, during the "Publicity Tour" mission, the dialogue between the members of Love Fist throughout the mission is priceless.
- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Vercetti comments that the stolen cop uniform is snug in the crotch. Vance pathetically says his stolen uniform is the same. And then five minutes later, undercover at a crime scene, Vance tries to blend in by commenting upon a cop's shiny badge.
- "Love and togetherness! And the manatee! And the lasers!"
San Andreas[]
So many we had to give it its own page.
Liberty City Stories[]
Also has its own page.
Vice City Stories[]
Grand Theft Auto IV[]
Got its own page, too. Just go there for GTA IV laughs.
Episodes from Liberty City (L&tD/BoGT)[]
- One word: Yusuf Amir. That is all.
GTA Radio[]
- The radio stations also contain some gems. One from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City:
"They kidnapped your wife!" |
- The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in San Andreas: "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
- In GTA 3, the Citizens Raging Against Phones group on Chatterbox is hilarious.
Protestor: Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything. |
- Pretty much any time you turn on the TV in Grand Theft Auto 4.
- The Republican Space Rangers, just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers. The following quote pretty much sums the whole show up:
Alien: "Oh my god... You're. A. FUCKING. Moron." |
- Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in Vice City is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
Maurice: Dios mio, he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez... |
- This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT
Announcer: Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck! |
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