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"Happy World Land. Happy World Land. Where the fun will never stop, at only 80 bucks a pop!"—Plucky Duck, How I Spent my Summer Vacation
And let's not forget some of the other fine natural attractions we have here in the U.S.A., such as Theme Land, Theme World, ThemePark World, ThemeLand Park, ThemeLandWorld Park, and Six Flags over AdventureParkLandTheme World. All of these fine attractions offer Fun for the Whole Family, such as food, rides, food, and Comical Whimsy in the form of college students wearing costumes with enormous heads. These would make ideal disguises for terrorists.—Dave Barry, "Iowa's Safe But You'll Be Sorry"