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  • "The shit hath hiteth the fan...eth."
  • "Stop... Turn... Explain."
  • "And hell is just a sauna."
  • "My insurance does not cover PMS!"
  • "Hello, Katarina, made anyone cry today?" "Sadly no, but it's only four-thirty."
  • "What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"
  • "Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."
  • Kat's 'Plan' for distracting the other soccer team.
    • She distracted him with her "wits".
    • "Now that I've shown you... 'The Plan'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
  • Ms. Perky and her novel.
    • "Judith!! What's another word for... engorged?"
  • Mr. Morgan's casual hostility towards his students.
    • And him outright laughing at Joey, who he knows got his eye blackened by Bianca at the prom.
  • The teacher in detention confiscating a student's weed, then thinking a minute and confiscating another kid's chips.
  • "My momma didn't raise no fool."
  • (In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
  • "What's a Bogey Lowenstein?"
  • The outtakes
    • "Can I get a prophylactic... a prophylactic... ah..."
    • *thwap!* "Shall we go to my office?!"
  • "Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
  • "I'm a crack whore should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"
  • "Your eyes have a little green in them." *BWARF!!*
  • "...I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
  • "That was Costa Rican, butthead!"
  • In an uncharacteristic moment of cartoonishness, when Kat is practicing archery, she turns and shoots the teacher in the ass, who proceeds to flail around in pain for a while.
    • Comes back as a Brick Joke when he's supervising detention and sits down on his desk - only to quickly jump back up, wincing in pain.
  • Bianca being made to wear the fake belly by her Dad.
    • "Who knocked up your sister?"
  • "Are there sheep?"
  • "My balls!"
  • "Don't say shit like that. People can hear you!"
  • Beat. "... are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?"
    • Cue the two characters being accused in this fashion desperately assuring him of how pretty he is.
  • Patrick running away from the police as he's singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" and slapping one on the ass.

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