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NO! BLAST! MY FAIRIES! THEY'RE GONE! (to Timmy and his parents) YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!—Mr. Crocker, from The Fairly Odd Parents: Abra-Catastrophe!
"I-It's not possible. Alm...is the Emperor's true son? Which makes him the rightful successor to the imperial throne! All this time... All the effort..! What has it all been for??!! No. It isn't true. It can't be! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! Nothing but lies..I'VE NEVER BEEN SO ANGRY IN ALL MY MISERABLE LIFE!!!!!—Hoppus, from Mighty Magiswords, "Gut Feeling"
Remain calm. All is well. ALL IS WELL!!!—Chip, from Animal House
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: I'm screwed.Zorg: But you can still count! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, four crates. Zero stones, ZERO CRATES!!!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but FOUR! FOUR STONES! Wha... What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little Inquisitor goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and daemonic possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well do I? DO I???—Personal log of Lord Varlak, 995.M41 (during the Purging of Korsk II), Warhammer 40000
Light is usually so calm, but now he's snapped. This must be getting to him.—Ryuk, Death Note
Light's fall from power turns the arrogant idol into a slobbering infant.
Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. KING KONG! AIN'T GOT SHIT! ON ME! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.—Alonzo Harris, Training Day
What the FUCK you know about what I need on my mind, motherfucker?! My name was on the street?! When we bounce from this shit here, y'all going to go down on them corners and let the people know: word did not get back to me. Let 'em know Marlo step to any motherfucker; Omar, Barksdale, whoever. MY NAME IS MY NAME!—Marlo Stanfield, The Wire
FIRE EVERYTHING!—Nero again
Kirk: Khan, I'm laughing at the "superior intellect".Khan: [grabs Joachim] FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!
Khan: Full impulse power.
Joachim: No, sir! You have Genesis! You can have whatever...
Always the same. I have to do everything myself. Typical. Can't rely on anyone these days. All too busy reading about dying pop stars and Iron Man's pants.So glad I decided to keep the old kit handy. One more thing... There. Now let's take care of business. And then I think I shall viciously beat some complete strangers at random. They're bound to have done something to deserve it at some point, after all. Swordsman, Swordsman... what shall we do with you? Aside from kill you, of course. Of course I have to kill you. It's what the little people expect me to do. This is how I display my heroism.
You two! Report to the Quartermaster and get yourselves a pair of dresses, on the double!
I always knew it'd come down to this. I always have to be the man. Good old Norman Osborn. He'll save the day. He'll bail us out. He'll be the hero. Norman will make the hard choices, Norman has no feelings. Norman will make the girl pregnant and then snap her neck in public. Norman won't mind, he'll do what it takes. Norman will take care of everything, don't you lift a damn finger to help or, god forbid, do your damn job...
There's a space monster and a mad swordsman loose in the base - shall we trust the huge security complement and the team of superhumans to deal with it? Oh, no. Let's make a complete dog's breakfast of the operation. So Norman has to clean things up. I'm a fricking martyr to my own innate heroism, is what I am. Norman Osborn, America's last hero. That's what I am.
One day I'm going to run this country, and do you think anyone will appreciate me then? Of course they won't. Of course they won't. It'll be "Mister President Osborn sir, I don't have the strength to take out my garbage. Could you do it for me?" That's what it'll be like. "President Osborn, I'd love to be able to do anything competently, but my family tree looks like two sticks jutting out of a dead raccoon." Hitler never had this kind of trouble. People just did as he told them. Must've been nice.
Aha. Just where I left it. Because I couldn't trust anyone to do it for me, could I. There, just as I left it. Even the mask, not in my drawer at all. Down here. Safe. Sleeping. Waiting. Ahh, I'm so glad I never washed this particular costume. It smells like death, blondes and victory. Maybe this could be my presidential uniform. Do presidents have uniforms? I suppose not. Still, since I'd be the president, I could do what I like, really...
I'd rewrite all this superhuman registration junk, I'll tell you that for nothing. "Are you a self-proclaimed super-hero?" 'Why shucks, sir, I sure am a regular guy in bad underpants who fights crime without understanding one damn thing about how the world really works, yes.' "Excellent, I send you now to a concentration camp where you will be sterilized, lobotomized, tenderized and pasteurized. So says president Goblin!" Actually, that's a bit more Doctor Doom, isn't it? Still, the idea's sound. Note to self: give naked dictation more often. The ideas seem to flow more freely.
—Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin, Thunderbolts #120
Ludo: (gasps in shocked) GIRLS!! My poor little... (sadly breaking his voice) poopsies...Ludo: (with deep, monstrous voice) No, I wasn't.
(Ludo curls up into a ball and cries, then bends over and starts growling and grunting with anger)
Star: Aww, I made poor little Ludo extremely angry. Oh! Marco, What am I saying?
Marco: So much stress will give him a heart attack.
Ludo: (bursts into rage, snarling) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ludo disappears with the puff of smoke)
Marco: Star, what happened to Ludo?
Star: Well, I bet Ludo... is dead.
(Suddenly, Ludo rises back up as a demonic giant form)
I have seen worlds bathed in the Makers' flames. Their denizens fading without so much as a whimper. Entire planetary systems born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million lives wasted. Had they all held within them your tenacity? Had they all loved life as you do?
ABANDON YOUR ARROGANCE, HUMAN!—Sosuke Aizen, Bleach
You and your father are my curse! Your father shamed me with a penalty on my record! And you... you left a scar on my shoulder that would never fade! I... I'll bury you! I'll bury you with my bare hands! Death! Death!—Manfred von Karma, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Dance yourselves to hell, see if I care!—Purge, Space Channel 5 Part 2
Why can't I move? Wh... Why can't I... No... No... Nonononono! MOTHERF***ER! NO NO NO NO! Bulls***! Bulls***! Bulls***! Okay okay okay Dio, calm down, calm down... If I, Dio, don't move, then he won't notice that I, Dio, am right in front of... (gets his leg broken) OOOOOOHMYGAWD!
Why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why...—Magnacat, Monster Allergy
I... I won't stand for this! You jackals think you can come in here and question ME?! This interview is over!—Arcturus Mengsk, Starcraft II
Our generals are the scum of the German people! Not a shred of honor! They call themselves generals! Years at military academy just to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years the military has hindered my plans! They've put every kind of obstacle in my way! What I should have done is liquidate all the high-ranking officers, like Stalin did! I never attended an academy, yet I have conquered Europe all by myself! Traitors! I've been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning! What a monstrous betrayal of the German people! But all those traitors will pay! They will pay with their own blood! They shall drown in their own blood!
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!— Kristoph Gavin, Apollo Justice Ace Attorney
Get up ! Come alive ! GET UP YOU FOOLS ! KILLLL !—The Horned King, The Black Cauldron.
For the first time in his life, Razim felt the full force of his emotions as they rushed in, overwhelming him. Fury. Despair. He was out of control, unable to believe what had just occurred, that everything he had planned - so carefully, so brilliantly - had been suddenly taken away from him.
When Life Gives You Lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!—Cave Johnson, Portal 2
And another thing! You never caught me! I told you I could die falling off that rail, and you didn't catch me. You didn't even TRY. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun. T-Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little ACCIDENT, doesn't he? "Falls" off his management rail, doesn't he?! Doesn't he?! You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your BEST FRIEND over there! Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running this place, you conveniently decide to run off together! Just when I need you the most! I bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a reactor core! I bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and paper mache, I bet that's all it is! All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably--probably actual pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet, that looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point! But the real point is--oh! You know what I've just remembered? FOOTBALL! Kicking a ball around for fun! Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor! I should've seen this coming!—Wheatley, Portal 2
Grizzaka: (is pissed and attacks Jellica) Only three Crystal Eyes?! KEEP LOOKING!Grizzaka: I know what tonight is! (goes to attack Jellica again)
Jellica: But we've looked everywhere! Somebody else must've found them! There's no more time! Tonight the stars--
Stalagbite, you stupid beast... get to your feet and DESTROY this fool! NOW!—Vath, trying to get Stalagbite to get back up with his Chaos Dragon Amulet, Adventure Quest Worlds
Ledgermayne: Fascinating. It becomes clear that you cannot be dissuaded from this self-destructive course. You must be dealt with.Hero: Bring it on, bulb-head!
"MORE!!!! SKULLS!!!!!!"—Chaos Vordred, Adventure Quest Worlds
By the time I was 30 years old, I was a billionaire 30 times over. I founded and ran a vast economic empire. Do you really think I'm going to let an upstart come into my home and ransom my property to me? I spent two centuries searching for the Platinum Chip. It's my invention, my property - mine! Now be a good courier and deliver it!—Mr. House, Fallout: New Vegas
Wha... alarms? What's goin- You. Think you can run? Think you can TRICK ME!? This entire structure is mine to command! Security, weapons, all this technology, mine! Now, you will die. You think you've outsmarted me? You're the one on a leash, you always were! Escape? No. That cold hand on your throat is mine. It always was! You can't outrun me! You were always under my control! Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?—Elijah, Fallout: New Vegas: Dead Money
Brauner: Stella, Loretta. I told you not to come here.Brauner: I just... I just wanted to protect my family.
Jonathan: Hey! Hey! Who are you talking to? They're busy following orders!
Brauner: (turns to face Jonathan and Charlotte, surprised) You! You two! What have you done to my daughters?
Charlotte: Sadly for you, they've regained their senses. Thanks to my magic.
Brauner: How can this be?! How could you two understand? Those two are the reincarnations of my dead daughters!
Jonathan: I don't care! Being a family means being connected by heart. Ties of blood and soul is insignificant. When I learned why my father did what he did, I understood. You used a curse to manipulate your "dear daughters"! Now THAT'S sad!
Brauner: (snaps and angrily breaks his cane) And now I must suffer the loss of my daughters to humanity again. I'll show you how that feels. And then I'll make those girls my daughters once more!
Jonathan: Now THAT'S a problem. Sorry, can't let you do that.
Brauner: Behold, the power of my painting! (engages Jonathan and Charlotte in battle and they defeat him and bring him to his knees) Damn you, humans... You selfishly start wars and despoil the earth. Perhaps justice wasn't on my side but I will never admit that it was on yours.
Jonathan: Fine either way. After all, "justice" is just a matter of perspective. The fact is, you're just a coward who couldn't face the truth. You couldn't accept your fate, so you just abandoned humanity to get what you wanted.
Well, it looks like the only fists that are raised in this town are pacifists! Yeah, run, get outta here, get outta here, cowards! Look at ya! Hahahahaha! Where are you all going?! GET BACK HERE! YOU COME BACK HERE! SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE ONE OUNCE OF TESTOSTERONE BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU!...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... sensitive.
—Clay Puppington, Moral Orel, "Sacrifice"
I was glad to be rid of what I had for a father! But you! You got them! You’re not human! You don’t deserve to be Clark Kent! I’ll punish you with every ounce of pain and humiliation and regret from an entire human lifetime. Don’t you understand?! I’ll never stop! What will it take to break you?! WHY WON’T YOU BREAK?!
What?! I created Team Plasma with my own hands. I'm absolutely perfect! I AM PERFECTION! I am the perfect ruler of a perfect new world!—Ghetsis, Pokémon Black and White
Hate hate hate hate hate!
Robotnik: I keep on telling you, Grimer, my faithful fool... I don't have a plan. This is the end for us all!Robotnik: So what?
Grimer: You're... you're mad...
Eh heh heh... Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? Well, I'll tell you what you are; a pain in my ASS! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league?! Like, two hours! TWO HOURS! You're not cool enough for Ramona! You're zero! Nothing! Me, I'm what's hip, I'm what's happening, I'M BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW!—Gideon Gordon Graves, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
YOU ARE NOTHING, T'SONI! YOU CAME FOR NOTHING! NO-ONE LEAVES HERE ALIVE!—The Shadow Broker, Mass Effect 2
I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny, that's what this is. This is... [lunges] I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND PISS IN YOUR DEAD SKULL! YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!—Col. Nathan R. Jessep, A Few Good Men
Randolph Duke: My God... we're ruined...Mortimer Duke: Fuck him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!
Mortimer Duke: This is an outrage! I demand an investigation! You can't sell our seats! A Duke has been sitting on this exchange since it was founded! We founded this exchange, it's ours! It belongs to us!
President of Exchange: Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.
Shen: Why aren't we firing?(Shen then angrily kills Boss Wolf with his knives)
Boss Wolf: They're taking all gunmen, sir. And getting close!
Shen: Fire then! Go fire that gun!
Boss Wolf: But that's our own...
Shen: I said fire AT them! FIRE!
Boss Wolf: No!
AG: Fuck you for me trying to help you.AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.
—Vriska Serket, Homestuck
No one STOPS!! It's way too late to STOP! NO ONE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!—Popola, Nie R
I am Sovereign, and THIS STATION IS MINE!—Sovereign, Mass Effect
They deserved it!—Angel Islington, Neverwhere
Admiral Sati: "I question your actions, Captain. I question your choices. I question your loyalty."Adjutant: "Perhaps we should call a recess, until tomorrow."
Captain Picard: "You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy. 'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Sati, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that day--"
Sati: "How dare you? You, who consort with Romulans, invoke my father's name to support your traitorous arguments? It is an offense to everything I hold dear, and to hear those words used to subvert the United Federation of Planets...my father was a great man. His name stands for integrity and principle. You dirty his name when you speak it. He loved the Federation, but you, Captain, corrupt it. You undermine our very way of life. I will expose you for what you are! (Head of Starfleet Intelligence gets up and leaves the room) I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard! (Looks around at audience, visibly shaking) I have nothing more to say."
—"The Drumhead," Star Trek the Next Generation
"Don't waver, Nail Ripper!"—Miyo Takano, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kira Episode 2
"What?! NOOOOOOO!! Im..Posi..BLe..! I... I aM The KiNG..! I won'T faLL TO a...a CHILD!!!!" - King Garon, or rather, the monstrous husk that impersonates him, Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest
"Poor Hara... I think she's finally gone bonkers."—Aunt Jessica (Sadako) about Hara (Haru) having been flipping out over all the evidence she found of the Borrowers living beneath her house having disappeared in The Secret World of Arrietty
"Where's your 'male-driven, fact-based logic' now, Jack? I don't think that's what got you here."—Lisa Reisert, Red Eye
Darhe'el: Security, get this woman out of here!Aamin Marritza: I covered my ears every night. I couldn't bear to hear those horrible screams. You have no idea what it's like to be a coward, to see these horrors and do nothing. Marritza's dead. He deserves to be dead.
Major Kira: Why are you pretending to be Gul Darhe'el?
Darhe'el: Why don't you ask me something intelligent, as for instance, how I did I feel when we were withdrawing from Bajor? The answer is, I was furious! The thought of leaving any survivors behind was repulsive to me. So, while our useless office clerks were packing their precious files, I ordered my overseers to begin slaughtering the laborers!!
Major Kira: If you felt that way about your filing clerks, why did you take Marritza's name?
Darhe'el: (still ranting) My plan was to do nothing less than kill every Bajoran in the camp! And to this day, my one regret is that I was not able to accomplish this honorable goal.
Major Kira: You're Marritza, aren't you?
Darhe'el: (offended) You mistake me for that bug? That whimpering nothing?! Oh, you stupid Bajoran girl, don't you know who I am? I'm your nemesis. I'm your nightmare! I'm the Butcher of Gallitep!
Major Kira: The Butcher of Gallitep died six years ago. You're Aamin Marritza, his filing clerk.
Darhe'el: That's not true. I am alive. I'll always be alive! It's Marritza who's dead! Marritza, who was only good for cowering under his bunk (mock-crying) and weeping like a woman... who, every night, covered his ears because he couldn't bear to hear the screaming for mercy of the Bajorans...
—"Duet", Star Trek Deep Space Nine